Hi, everyone! This is Ryan Rotella (circa 2003). I hail from Knoxville, Tennessee, but I was born in New Jersey, which by definition means that I love Bruce Springsteen, comfort food, and the third item in lists (rough translation: unsuccessfully and/or painfully trying to be funny). I like short sentences. And incomplete phrases. Followed by long lists. I act, sing, write, dance poorly, and listen to most music from Ella Fitzgerald and Count Basie to Wu-Tang Clan (protect ya neck) and Big Pun.
I like long walks on the beach, clichés, and finishing lists of threes without parallelism. And bourbon. I am currently a senior at Davidson College in Davidson, NC.